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Leonard Hatred 3:41 Mon Sep 12
Noddy Holder being paid £25 to defecate on a plate of glass whilst a German bloke had a jodrell unde

According to your 1999 autobiography Noddy Holder: Who’s Crazee Now?, how much did a man in Frankfurt once pay you to defecate on a plate of glass above him?
[Raucous laughter] “This is when I played the clubs in Germany. When I left school in the early ‘60s, I was earning £8 a week fora 45-hour week, so when I was offered to go to Germany for £20 per week and the rock ‘n’roll lifestyle, I packed in my job and became a professional musician. But £20 didn’t go far and the club owner had a fetish where he liked to lie in a bath with a plate of glass over him and he’d pay you to take a shit on him. When he asked me to do it, I thought, ‘I’ve gotta have a crap anyway, so why not get paid for it?’ I upped him on his price and used to get £25 for it which was a hell of a lot of money in 1964!”

CORRECT. Did you yell IT’S CHRISSSSTMASS!’ while doing it?

[Laughs] “It was easy money! He used to get off on it and it was simple: in and out of the bath, no messing about! I got paid in Deutschmarks and it saw me through the hard times.”

, 3:43 Mon Sep 12
Re: Noddy Holder being paid £25 to defecate on a plate of glass whilst a German bloke had a jodrell unde

Splatt.

At last it becomes an appropriate comment.

joe royal 3:44 Mon Sep 12
Re: Noddy Holder being paid £25 to defecate on a plate of glass whilst a German bloke had a jodrell unde

You been drinking?

Leonard Hatred 3:49 Mon Sep 12
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No

El Scorchio 4:08 Mon Sep 12
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Also apparently AC/DC wanted him to replace Bon Scott. How bizarre does that sound?!

SecondOpinion 4:21 Mon Sep 12
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We've all done this kind of shit

Sometimes without being paid

Hammer and Pickle 4:27 Mon Sep 12
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So there are no mitigating circumstances for posting this?

scouse kid 5:04 Mon Sep 12
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Twenty Five quid in 1963 is equivalent today too £496.32p

So maybe consider that before taking that German guys offer Hatred?

Coffee 5:08 Mon Sep 12
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SecondOpinion 4:21 Mon Sep 12

Have we?

Mike Oxsaw 5:17 Mon Sep 12
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The club owner had Polish ancestry?

cambsiron 5:20 Mon Sep 12
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Those Germans do like a bit of scat action.

147man 5:51 Mon Sep 12
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CUM on feel the noize

Far Cough 5:58 Mon Sep 12
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‘I’ve gotta have a crap anyway, so why not get paid for it?’


ag ag ag



Isn't that why German khazis have that little shelf on them so that they can "inspect" the cable they just laid?

BRANDED 6:05 Mon Sep 12
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You’d want to avoid doing a massive sloppy diarrhea. Also, I’m a bit curious how it got cleared up.

mallard 6:08 Mon Sep 12
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My Boots Old Fuck!

BBondsBootlaces 7:05 Mon Sep 12
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it saw me through the hard times...

Needed more fiber in his diet.

Cabbage Savage 8:09 Mon Sep 12
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Pickle rap him self in cling film & pay Jakub 50 złoty to let hes donkee defecate on him

Eastside surge 9:48 Mon Sep 12
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Blimey he must have thought his chhhhrrrriiisssstttmaasssis

Eastside surge 9:49 Mon Sep 12
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Had all come at once

wd40 12:11 Tue Sep 13
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Look Wot You Dun.


Noddy wrote that at the time no doubt

wd40 12:14 Tue Sep 13
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How Does It Feel.


Followed.

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